women

[tomestone]

how many personalities have women got,my wife has one for me, one for the telephone,one for her pals she likes,one for the pals shes not to keen on,and several different voices.this is not a sexist remark but a fact.strike a cord with anyone

[B00]

Well least it beats the universal grunt which is what the majority of the male species use regardless of who they are communicating with!

;-)

[kazminx]

Yep but i also find my hubby same. he is just a wee gem to the guys in the pub, at work and to my mother..at home he's a rude, loud, pain in the rear but i love him anyway..

[funkymoped]

tomestone. you know women will never be understood. how can any man expect to know a woman when there are so many happy jolly people having a street party in one tiny little scace ??

gotta love em, all of them ! lol...

[Champagne]

Well I can't speak for your wife, but I have ONE personality, but only choose to show different aspects of it based on how well I know the individual and in what situation. Of course, I may change this viewpoint tomorrow. Woman's prerogative an' all that...

[kazza12345]

are you saying you talk to and interract with everybody in exactly the same manner?

[funkymoped]

name says it all CHAMPAGNE.

bubbly and fizzy one day, flat as a pancake the next.....

us blokes are easy to follow, one grunt for yes two for no.. LOL

:-)

[dot.hawkes]

tomestone i think you are very analytical and seem to be coming close to the realisation that the female of the species is a complex multi-faceted, multi-talented and grossly underrated asset to any household. carry on.

[dot.hawkes]

But amazingly I think u have hit on a really great selling point for my shoes! Women need so many pairs as they have to fulfill so many roles! Excellent! u are so clever!

[sense4all]

Dot what about a spoof of Edward de Bonos 'Six Thinking Hats' for your lady executive clients lol. http://www.holstgroup.co.uk/sixhatsmainpage.ht ml

[tomestone]

Heres another observation on the same subject,why is it that women become clairvoyant all of a sudden.Mine says she knew as soon as she married me i would be a lazy,bone idle good for nothing.Apparently her mother is clairvoyant too,she said she told her before we married?

ps.the shoe observation is brilliant,cinderella

[rugeleyboy]

when my wifes mates or family are around my wife turns into a the happiest woman in the world, but as soon as they go you can see the sun go behind the clouds!!!

and my step mom....... she talks in her normal brummie/stokey voice, but when her family come around they go into a thick geordie accent. its ace!!

[Drisgirl]

I am multi faceted without a doubt.

My husband is only dual faceted - sober or drunk :)

[Bohne]

Argggh...

My collegue does that.
When he speaks with his wife, he's got that sugary baby voice. Drives me crazy...