JJ, an excellent book both historically factual and sometimes hilarious: http://www.amazon.com/Mimi-Toutou-Go-Forth-Tanganyika/dp/0141009845
The Commander wanted to call the boats "HMS Cat" and "HMS Dog": however, the Admiralty would have none of than, so the renamed them "Mimi" and "Toutou"...Parisian slang for "meow" and "woofwoof"!
jeffa -try the Quebecois translator -I'm french canadian and that's what my mother (Quebecoise) called the parts though she was a bit weird -french grannie called them vagin and p'enis like I said in my post.