One for the oldies..

[Azimov]

I have a disc of black plastic with a hole in the middle and a shallow groove on either side spiralling toward the centre.
Is this a record?

[don1]

I would say yes but don't expect to get in the Guiness book of records with it

[Alibobs]

It could be a frisbee with a hole drilled in it............(another one for the oldies)

[Bordeaux]

What is the point of this Question, and insult for the Oldies, if you don't know what a record looks like which are still sold in good music stores, and if you have a disc you would know what was on the record and would state the speed etc, so grow up and ask for sensible answers,

[Argee]

Hi Bordeaux. I think the question was intended as a joke. Don't let him wind you up!! DISCount it!!

Have a glass of wine and relax, life is too short to get upset about trifles.

[Azimov]

Bordeaux, lighten up... it was a joke disguised as a question! It was in fact a lighthearted comment based upon the fact that many of todays youth have no recollection of what we 40 somethings recall with great fondness! No need to be so touchy!

[Azimov]

Incidentally, (just for Bordeaux) it's a 7" disc registered to someone named "45 rpm"and has "The Sweet" emblazoned on the inner label!
I believe it is addressed to someone named "Little Willy"!

[Ameida]

The old jokes are still the best. I heard that one about 25 years ago.

[Murielmci]

Last Christmas a few of us went out for lunch and the two 50 somethings were chatting and the subject of a record came up - the office junior was quite flumoxed. she had no idea what we were talking about and our description did nothing to help her understanding!