A guy left me home one night when I was truly very young (from a Ceilidh/dance) - after a bit of necking he proceeded to take his "charlie" out. I had never seen one before and when I saw it shining under the lamp - it was like a neon light - I nearly *** myself - told him to put away the offending object.
Talk about Fanny by Gaslight that was Penny (***) by Gaslight.
Next morning when I thought of it I was so sick - I think I was just 16.
As a raw student nurse we were warned if a male patient said they were too week to position an Urine bottle and could we help... the reply was "I'l just go and get a pair of forceps" ...Amazingly quick recovery!!