Oh, Goody...

[Lie-in King]

"The Apprentice" is back - witness my unbridled happiness & tears of joy...

[Quizmonster]

Why anyone would want to work with the prat is a total mystery to me anyway...and I say that having watched one episode of the programme about eight years ago!

[mikey4444]

QM....Because he is a very successful business man perhaps ?

[Quizmonkey]

It's a TV show, for entertainment only. Nothing to do with actually appointing anyone with skills to do the job or worthy of the salary. Incompetent, clichéd contestants chosen just to get audience wound up. Vile programme.

[Quizmonster]

Nowhere near to being a good enough reason for me, Mikey. I am a Scot, though not actually a Glaswegian; nevertheless, I'd have a wonderful Glasgow-type sentence ready for him if he were to point at me and shout, "You're fired!"
Let me just say that he would have no doubt as to which part of his alimentary canal I envisaged his job ending up in!

[paulllambert]

This always makes me chuckle. Media URL: http://youtu.be/Yxi6QDwQyLU
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[Supermike]

I did think that, when they were debating what to put on the T shirts, they only needed one word in capitals. That word would be TAWT. Then they could all wear a T shirt and look in the mirror.

[Lie-in King]

paullambert - may I? Warning, the clip contains mild swearing -

[mikey4444]

lol...SuperMike but please don't encourage them !

I thought that both Teams made complete twits of themselves last night, apart from those two hardworking girls making the takeaway coffee. The only reason that the girls won is that they made a bit more money than the boys, but they were both equally hopeless. Everybody should know that selling T-Shirts is a recipe for making shedloads of dosh. ( flipping heck ! its only been on for one week and I am beginning to talk just like them already )

[paulllambert]

Thanks Lie In King. That's what I meant!!

[Supermike]

Glad you liked the idea for the T shirts Mikey4444, but I do wonder how long it would take them to realise what was on the T shirt! I really like the programme as it's so funny. Almost as good as Mrs Brown's Boys.