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Just The Three
As the storm raged, the captain realised his ship was sinking fast.
He called out, "Anyone here know how to pray?"
One man stepped forward. "Aye, Captain, I know how to pray."
"Good," said the captain.
"You pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets – we’re one short."
One day the vicar was out walking in the church grounds when he saw an elderly woman walking her dog.
"Morning" he said.
"No, just walking my dog" she replied
The applicant for life insurance was finding it difficult to fill out the application.
The salesman asked what the trouble was, and the man said that he couldn’t answer the question about the cause of death of his father.
The salesman wanted to know why.
After some embarrassment the client explained that his father had been hanged.
The salesman pondered for a moment. "Just write,
"Father was taking part in a public function when the platform gave way."
He called out, "Anyone here know how to pray?"
One man stepped forward. "Aye, Captain, I know how to pray."
"Good," said the captain.
"You pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets – we’re one short."
One day the vicar was out walking in the church grounds when he saw an elderly woman walking her dog.
"Morning" he said.
"No, just walking my dog" she replied
The applicant for life insurance was finding it difficult to fill out the application.
The salesman asked what the trouble was, and the man said that he couldn’t answer the question about the cause of death of his father.
The salesman wanted to know why.
After some embarrassment the client explained that his father had been hanged.
The salesman pondered for a moment. "Just write,
"Father was taking part in a public function when the platform gave way."
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