We’ve got lots of silly AB rules.
Yes, we do, at the EEC Stupid School!
Always come to threads too late;
This is something Moderators hate.
When you gang up, make a protest noise;
Argue with the AB girls and boys!
Tell the Ed to go and get lost;
Switch your PC off; Suspension's the cost!
Stick your straight Bananas in your ear
Marigolds rotting, Mrs O to the rescue, my dear!
Turn The Daily Wail into paper planes;
Venice wheelies banned so just play AB games!
Stay outside AB when your pc time ends;
Always grrrr at all your on-line friends!
Never get your answers right;
Shout and scream and yell and fight!
If you follow all these EEC and AB rules,
You’ll be like me, just a stupid fool!