Winter Warning

[sunny-dave]

"Remember as days get colder animals are attracted to the warmth of cars so check wheel arches or other hiding places."

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[Chipchopper]

and also cowberetors.

[Quoi]

Just call the RAC - Remove A Cow

[Psybbo]

Quoi, brilliant

[DTCwordfan]

Best Answer for Quoi.....

[DaisyNonna]

Are these jokes calving out a place on AB?

[DTCwordfan]

Most of them are just off the hoof, Daisy!

[DaisyNonna]

If we split into two teams we could have a bully off!

[Chipchopper]

The owner wanted a Bovynal roof.

[aelmpvw]

looks like he's friesian ...

[tamborine]

I said mooove

[Chipchopper]

It wont get through the M.oo.T.... defective horn.

[murraymints]

dairy me !

[sunny-dave]

Mooove along please ... or I'll blow me horn

[Butterbun]

Traffic held up, there's a Bull-dozer on the road.