So, All The Young People Are In The Kitchen (Where The Booze Is) And The Rest Of Us Are In...

[lardhelmet]

...the living room watching Queen. Where would you be if you were here? Bed isnt an option! lol

[mastercraft]

No need for the mower... her bush has been trimmed.

[Slapshot]

Where's the best banter?? I want to be there Happy New Year mes Ami

[lardhelmet]

I told her to put some cream on it gness -then gave her another voddy.

[tonyav]

Don't worry, lardy. sqad will sort her out.

[gness]

That'll do it, Lard.....you could make a game out of the cream rubbing if the party's still going...x

[sunny-dave]

Ouch - that sudocrem stings a bit ....

[tonyav]

I know, gness but that stubble takes the skin off your fingertips though.

[lardhelmet]

Well mine host has put all the kids upstairs in their respective bedrooms but I think the chances of them going to sleep are fat and none. The party is still going on - they've just produced some more food.