Advice For Midnight Revellers

[Dear-Doris]

Happy New Year Campers

Just a few words of advice if you are about to go out partying ...

* don't eat the diced carrots

* don't put anything inside you that may be difficult to get out again

* be very cautious if a man asks you if you'd like some sausage

but most important of all

* do not 'dad dance' to Abba - there are a lot of mobile phone cameras out there


Doris xx

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[ "A problem shared is ... a problem two people have" ]

[gness]

I need advice, Doris....not ways of gathering more....OH! Mother!s .....


Leave the goats alone!

[shoota]

Stalk a capra.....

[shoota]

Happy New Year everyone. Mwah! X

[gness]

((x))...Shoota................

[shoota]

Gness.

[Dear-Doris]

Happy New Year to you all

The men may kiss me politely on the cheek ...

Doris xx

[gness]

The men may kiss you politely on the cheek?

What do you want me to do?.......☻

[shoota]

You can be the fluffer.....

[tonyav]

The men may kiss me politely on the cheek ...


Upper or lower, Dear Doris ?.

[Dear-Doris]

I'm quite liberated gness - kiss away, but no tongues please ...

[gness]

Only if I can bring my knitting, Shoota....x

[shoota]

Don't, just don't, look up 'fluffer' in the Urban Dictionary!






DON'T!

[gness]

Shoota.....I looked it up the last time you suggested it as a way of me passing time..... :-(

[shoota]

I told you not to....

[gness]

I'd listen?

[janbee]

Good advice Doris. Also, NEVER do the birdy dance... even in private ! Never ever again wear a onesie. It is NOT a good look... even in private !
Happy 2015 to you Doris xx