New Terrorist Threat?

[ToraToraTora]

Teacher Arrested At London Heathrow Airport - held in isolation.

A secondary school teacher was arrested today at London's Heathrow International airport as he attempted to board an international flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a pair of compasses and a slide-rule .

At a press conference, a UK Border Control spokesman said he believes the man is a member of the notorious extremistAl-Gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the Police with carrying weapons of maths instruction ☺

[mallyh]

trt put this joke in on 4th feb ,good though

[Chipchopper]

funny and clever.

[DTCwordfan]

Oh my God, you mean to tell us factorfiction has been arrested.....

[bluemoon1]

There is a bad link in this thread, going in circles between two jokes.

[zebo]

Everyone's going of at a tangent. Pity security can't differentiate between real and imaginary terrorists. A complex situation.

[Svejk]

^ I can't add to that.