Not Very P C But......

[Garador]

Why Grandpas are better

Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and
Grandfathers?

Well, here it is:

There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to
spend time with his son's family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he
would take his 5-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for
some quality time -- pancakes, ice cream, candy-- just him and his
granddaughter.

One particular Saturday, however, he had a terrible cold and could not
get out of bed. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to
their drives and would be very disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to the
rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for her weekly
drive and breakfast.

When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her
grandfather who was still in bed. "Well, did you enjoy your ride with
grandma?" he asked.

"Not really, PaPa, it was boring. We didn't see a single ***,
queer, piece of ***, horse's ass, socialist left wing Obama lover, blind
***, dip ***, Muslim camel humper, *** or son of a ***
anywhere we went. We just drove around and Grandma smiled at everyone
she saw. I really didn't have any fun."

***Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?***

[janbee]

:-)

[maggiebee]

LOL

[retrocop]

Brilliant. I was that Grandpa for the second time @2120 on Tuesday. :-)