Welter Of Gore.

[melv16]

The Mrs has managed to grate her right thumb, not once, but twice... The silly goose:)

[boxtops]

Ow ow ow....

[pixie373]

Just ow, ow, boxy. Unless she then tried to squeeze a lemon...

[marval]

Poor Mrs melv, she should stick to cheese in future.

[melv16]

I got some extra protein in my spagbol. I wont let her any way near a mandolin!

[pixie373]

Ah. You're not vegetarian. That was lucky.

[mikey4444]

I am recalling an episode of the Royal Family, where Joe next door, wife to Mary but father to Cheryl, rather than Jesus, cut his hand badly grating some cheese.

He arrived back from Hospital, with his hand bandaged up, looking very chastened.

The pay-off line is they were going to stick to Dairylea Slices in the future, " as it was a much safer kind of cheese "

[melv16]

Corned beef = spilt blood as well.

[pixie373]

Corned beef tins are lethal. And i haven't yet got the plastic seal out of a Ribena bottle without throwing it all over the floor.

[Mags22]

Oooooouch! It's so easily done and sore!