I Went

[marval]

I went to my work's fancy dress do as a shoe last night.


I was the life and sole of the party.

[Tilly2]

Not a flipflop then?

[aelmpvw]

hope your drink wasn't laced

[marval]

No, I fell over so I must have been a slipper.

[Tilly2]

You need a wedge up!

[berniecuddles]

"I stand corrected!" Said the man in the orthopaedic shoes.

[DTCwordfan]

you can afford to go to a fancy dress party.....then you must be well heeled.

[DTCwordfan]

I was talking to my dad about a surprise birthday party for my mum.

"Fancy dress," I said.

"Thanks," he answered, "but don't tell your mum. I only get to wear it when she's not in."

[excelsior-1]

well, you know what they say

'toe-morrow is another day'