Some years ago i was renovating an old farmhouse for a very famous celeb and we kept all the materials in the pig sty, next door to the house. As i was collecting the bathroom materials from the sty, i couldn't believe my eyes when i saw that the 'celeb' was none other than the lovely Anne Diamond. What's more, i knew no-one would believe me so i asked if she would pose for a photo and she kindly agreed. I texted the photograph to all my friends and labelled it - wait for it - 'Loo Seat In The Sty With Diamond'.