Two Blokes...

[cupid04]

Two blokes talking about their wives.
'Last night my wife and her friend went to see an erotic movie,' one guy says. 'I hit the sack early but was awakened to see my wife standing there with a leather strap in one hand and a chain in the other.
'This movie has given her some kinky ideas, I thought to myself.
Then she said to me: 'Here, you forgot to walk the dogs!'

[excelsior-1]

like it

[cupid04]

...the joke...or the leather strap and chain ;-)

[Baldric]

Been there, Done that!!!!

;o)

[marval]

lol

[excelsior-1]

i'm reminded of a monologue from the late great Bob Monkhouse

he said that he got home one evening from a tour to find his wife naked, spread-eagled and chained to the bed - - he said "we've learned some kinky new tricks in my absence, haven't we"

she replied "we've been burgled, you moron!"

[janbee]

Very good cupes xx