Three Blokes!

[Voltage]

Three blokes go to a strip club, two English blokes and a Scottish chap. After being seated at a table near the front, this sexy blonde girl comes over and starts dancing on their table. After a couple of minutes, the stripper has taken off everything apart from her bra and panties. When she takes off her bra, the first English bloke licks a twenty pound note and slaps it to her right *** cheek, next the second English man licks a twenty pound note and slaps it to her left *** cheek. Then she takes off her panties and the Scottish bloke gets his credit card, swipes her @rse and takes the " forty quid"!

[Voltage]

@rse cheek lol

[Old_Geezer]

Now that's what I call cash back.

[murraymints]

hmmmm.... too too early ! ;0)

[waterboatman]

Cheeky!

[1ozzy]

Atm, I'm thinking a successful withdrawal.

[Voltage]

you lot crack me up

[Patsy33]

Lol! Jock must've been strapped for cash!

[Shaglene]

It is not very hygienic to lick dirty bank notes, you don't know where they have been....................