The Female in our house is totally banned from any sort of decorating, she used to be vey good at painting floors, usually just after they'd been laminated or had carpet fitted, or painting the edges of the ceiling the same colour as the wall even with the right brush. I reckon it's a cunning plot on her part to get out of doing it!
No, I don't because we always end up falling out. I am far too bossy. He does the garden under my supervision, though. He has no idea which plants are weeds/flowers.