Film Puns

[weecalf]

They are making a film on the remaking of inferior cameras it's gonna be called. Return of the Red eye . any idea you good selves ?

[-Talbot-]

Controversial Answerbanker Dr Sqad has released a short you-tube film about his obsession with silky underwear...

'The French collection'

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Cheeky Cockney rhyming slang artist TTT has also released his latest offering...

'TTT's Terms of Endearment'

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Another short film to watch out for is TWR's amusing collective of rants
entitled


'Rebel without a Clue'

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Finally Peter Pedant weighs in with the strangely tittled ...

'The Lord of the River Kwai Singing in the Rain microwave oven mushy peas'

[grasscarp]

Foods that taste disgusting
The Inedibles

[Arksided]

A Scot on a diet.

Fry Hard.

[excelsior-1]

a documentary about a stash of condoms - - 'the french collection'

[Ken4155]

A film about the rise of Nigel Farage - The Colour's Purple

[excelsior-1]

the story of how a rather portly GMTV presenter is auctioned - - -

- - - 'holmes under the hammer'

[marval]

They are making a film about a volcanic plain on a posh train.

It is called "Mordor on the Orient express."

[excelsior-1]

a film about a drug addict suddenly without his next fix - and having to go out to find some

'the habit - an unexpected journey'

[excelsior-1]

story of the sunburnt spaniard - - 'the big red Juan'

[Lie-in King]

A leading councilman is brainwashed into becoming a Tory -

The Mancunian Candidate

[marval]

A film about a short continental haircut.
"The Italian Bob."

[marval]

They are making a film about the teaching of a wild animal.
It is called "Educating Cheetah."

[weecalf]

There's a place where they keep frozen dogs legs for amputee dogs but council want to close it so the people have protested to keep it open its called The Paw bank retention .

[Lie-in King]

It's the wedding of the century. The catering company are in way over their heads & the manager will do anything...

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