"You're too ugly to be gaaaayyyy ..." is what Brighton fans (including the girls, and the non-gay majority) now sing back to opposing fans when they taunt us about our gay population.
They sing "we can see you're holding hands" and Beighton take it up the ..." and, at away games, "does your boyfriend know you're here?".
We loudly sing back ... "You're too ugly to be gaaaayyyy ..."
Maybe the local Conservative party office should respond in a similar way, and just say that the Labour candidate is too ugly to be gay.