Ooooooo Errrrrrrr

[AliceTickband]

I keep getting emails asking me to plan my funeral......do they know sommat I don't??!!

[tonyav]

Just set them to go into your spam folder, Alice.

[baza]

Just bin them, no one knows when our time will come, least of all the sender.

[sandyRoe]

I've started to get them too. :-(

[wendilla]

Don't worry I keep getting ones for Viagra . Wonder if they are trying to tell me something lol .Only I am female .

[Buenchico]

Ignore the emails and just out for a nice cup of coffee instead ;-)
http://www.harrowtimes.co.uk/news/12942292.Wills_and_funeral_information_available_at__death_cafe_/

[baza]

The time for males to worry is when you get stuff for viagra and funerals, would they be able to get the coffin lid shut?

[HansUrbancka]

Whenever I hear the word Funeral, I remember an instance which involved a young Welsh lady who was at her husband's funeral and was standing alongside the grave with her six year old lad holding her hand.

The Minister in true 'Chapel Chat' was praising the departed and said what a wonderful and kind man the deceased had been and how his unselfishness and devotion to his family was a credit to him, etc etc.

Suddenly the young lad tugged at his mother's hand and said......"Mum, I think we are at the wrong funeral".

Hans.

[maggiebee]

Now there's a coincidence Alice - I've just taken a telephone call from someone who wants to sell me a funeral plan although he stressed I could pick my own undertaker! Cheery for a Monday.

[tamborine]

New tenant is an 'funeral operative'. I get the gory deaths first hand.

[AliceTickband]

Dont worry....all these emails do go straight into spam but I was curious to look there....bbe a while before I look again.

Great post Hans!

[craft1948]

lol Hans...when it was my granddad's funeral the minister said in his speech that he knew my granddad quite well. My grandma said quite loudly "You must go to the pub quite a lot".

[melv16]

They know there's a lot of coffin dodgers on this site, so they can target the spam:)

[HansUrbancka]

@AliceTickband......Thanks for your compliment.

@craft1948.....I bet your grandma was a lovely lady, who spoke-out quite honestly.

Hans.

[tamborine]

Family had deceased dressed for viewing but as his shoes were too small, they hung on his toes. Wife bought larger shoes to fit & coffin taken home for family ceremony. 2days later corpse checked & collected for cremation service. Wife collects ashes from FDirectors & demands return of new shoes. FD explains theyre in with ashes but since she cant find them she is suing for compo ;)

[AlwaysConfused]

have you been filling out info and posting it to the funeral directors?
http://deathdate.info/s/death/

[AlwaysConfused]

i was banking on a lot more years than what I was predicted. I'm not planning to give up on smoking or drinking, so I might try to grow a few more inches in height instead, see if that adds a few more years on my life :)

[tamborine]

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