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Caran | 21:59 Wed 13th May 2015 | ChatterBank
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So here's something to remember me by!



> Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and
> working in the family business.
>
> When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune
> when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to
> find a wife with whom to share his fortune.
>
> One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted
> the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
>
> Her natural beauty took his breath away.
>
> "I may look like just an ordinary guy," he said to her,
> "but in just a few years my father will die and I will inherit £200 million".
>
> Impressed, the woman asked for his business card and
> three days later.,
>
> She became his stepmother!!!!!
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Lol.

Where are you off to?
Haha, she wasn't daft, have a lovely holiday Caran.
Have a great holiday Caran.
Caran.....have a good and incident free holiday......look forward to tales of your happenings though.....Gx
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We are going to the Charente area of France. Taking two hotel stops going and two on the way back. We have rented a gite on a farm, with hens and ducks roaming around, we have permission to collect as many eggs as we can find.
50 yards from a river. It looks idyllic, but I'm sure there will be our usual disasters.
LOL. Have a good time Caran.
Sounds lovely.
Have a great time Caran x
Caran's holiday sounds wonderful....but you know darn well something will happen to her..... :-)
Are you going in the MG, Caran ?.
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Definitely not tonyav. I don't go in it at all. It's too low for me, I get thrown about and he thinks he is a boy racer!
OH has recently inherited a Mercedes from a dear friend who died so we are using that, instead of my old jalopy of a Citroen.
instead of my old jalopy of a Citroen.


You can't say that Caran, your going to France. Don't say that there or it will be madame guillotine for you ;-)

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