Clever Dog

[lindapalmara]

As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees £10 and a note in his
> mouth, reading: "10 lamb chops, please."
>
> Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dog's mouth, and
> quickly closes the shop.
>
> He follows the dog and watches him wait for a green light, look both ways,
> and trot across the road to a bus-stop.
>
> The dog checks the timetable and sits on the bench.
>
> When a bus arrives, he walks around to the front and looks at the number,
> then boards the bus.
>
> The butcher follows, dumbstruck. As the bus travels out into the suburbs,
> the dog takes in the scenery.
>
> After a while he stands on his back paws to push the "stop" bell, and then
> the butcher follows him off.
>
> The dog runs up to a house and drops his bag on the step. He barks
> repeatedly.
>
> No answer.
>
> He goes back down the path, takes a big run, and throws himself -Whap!-
> against the door. He does this again & again.
>
> No answer.
>
> So he jumps on a wall, walks around the garden, barks repeatedly at a
> window, jumps off, and waits at the front door. Eventually, a small guy
> opens it and starts cursing and shouting at the dog.
>
> The butcher runs up screams at the guy: "What the hell are you doing? This
> dog's a genius!"
>
> The owner responds, "Genius, my ***. It's the second time this week he's
> forgotten his key!"

[marval]

lol