Pirate Jokes.

[Georgiesmum]

What did the pirate say when he got his wooden leg stuck in a freezer

Shiver me timbers!
Where did the pirate buy his breadmaker from?
Arrrgos!

[tonyav]

A little kid with a speech impediment dresses up as a pirate and goes trick or treating. he knocks on the door of a house and a man answers. "oh, i can see you're dressed up as a pirate." the man says. "but where are your buccaneers?" the kid gets really mad, and says "on the sides of my buckin' head!"

[SirOracle]

Too late with that one Tony !! :-)

[DaisyNonna]

Bluebeard leading a raid on another ship, boarded wielding a cutlass.
A shout was heard from behind him.
"Put her down, the blood is making the deck slippery!"