A Young Reporter...

[cupid04]

A young reporter is having trouble finishing her story because the editor has told her they can't print the words breasts or boobs.
After a long think she finally hands in the following report...
Mrs Smith was injured in a car accident today.
She's recovering in hospital with bruised (.) (.)

[Jackdaw33]

That made me laugh.

[Arksided]

Lol.

[Canary42]

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[Arksided]

Almost Victoria Beckham.

[1ozzy]

It could have been worse (i)

[waterboatman]

Nice one cupes! :o}

[Shaglene]

Keeping abreast of the news....

[Ellipsis]

1ozzy, what filth!