Time For A Caption Competition

[DTCwordfan]

from today's DT

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03429/animals-anteater_3429320k.jpg

"Boaty, I'm coming to stay with you and Tiggy......"

Over to you?

[Prudie]

aww, come on - I'll lead, we could get on Strictly

[-SharonA-]

^ ^ ^
That's a good one Prudie!

[marval]

That's the last time I go to a fancy dress party

[DaisyNonna]

Cuddle Jeremy?

[retrocop]

I feel distinctly uncomfortable. Hang on I got ants in me pants.

[marval]

Welcome home Mrs O.

[tamborine]

Hide that traffic cone

[slinky.kate]

all together now,you put your left leg in,you put your left leg out.,in out,in out,shake it all about.do the hokey cokey etc.

[janbee]

No, I'm an AUNT eater. Don't made me angry, I turn bright green and burst out of this fur coat.

[MargoTester]

I warned you not to call me GINGER............

[aelmpvw]

the pike i caught was this big, honest