Robots

[carolegif]

Are apparently going to take our jobs. As we are retired, we wondered what retired robots would do.
Sit in armchairs in their slippers
Play bowls
Work in charity shops
Take patients to and from hospital
Look after grandchildren
Guide people around National Trust Houses
Run U3A's
Drive at 30mph.

Any other suggestions?

[netibiza]

Mine would be worn out, coffee in morning, cleaning, ironing, and even dancing all night in Pacha Flower Power, they don't make them strong enough!!!

[-SharonA-]

Oil themselves up with WD40

[Tilly2]

Wake up and wonder what day it is.

[Tilly2]

Make lists of things to do and lose the list.

[Tilly2]

Regale everyone they meet with their latest ailments.

[Tilly2]

Rust in Peace.

[Tilly2]

I've finished now. :-)

[melv16]

Thank goodness ^^

[Tilly2]

:-P

[bibblebub]

put their bluetooths in a glass by the bed

[Tilly2]

Good one, Bibble. x

[bibblebub]

they'd have to avoid any java in the evening otherwise they'd be up all night

[atalanta]

Mine would cut the grass, fetch my newspaper, clean the house, do the washing up - I could keep it busy from morn to night.

[jno]

euthanase you, not tell anyone, and spend your pension on vintage oils.

[carolegif]

Thought of another one - get halfway up the stairs then forget what they went up for.

[Georgiesmum]

Lots of hoovering and polishing , reading books and knitting and inbetween chatting over the garden fence!

[DaisyNonna]

Rust

[TWR]

Run the UK maybe ??

[Svejk]

Trundle, seemingly aimlessly, around ASDA's to annoy me.

[Zacs-Master]

TWR for best answer.