Wife Leaving

[coffeeboy]

My wife said she was leaving me because I think I'm a supermarket cashier, I said do you want a hand packing.

[cupid04]

And she said: You're off your trolley...

[marval]

Don't forget to charge her for the bags.

[grasscarp]

Another - my wife ran off with my best friend. I really miss him.

[marval]

My wife said she was leaving me because of my lack of vocabulary.

I was lost for words.

[janbee]

:-)