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Chipchopper
The body of a partially decayed, elderly forestry worker was discovered in a barn, beneath a pile of logs yesterday. A police spokesman said he was a well seasoned woodsman....
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arjay
2 down. West Indian not favouring endless natural fertiliser (8) A???G?A? 9 across. Dad not right in the head (4) P??? Thank you...
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Ruffec
5Dn Mickey-takers offering censure upset poets. I have P???D?S?S
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waterboatman
Friday. The promised Arctic snowfall didn't happen I'm pleased to say, just a light dusting. Outside temperature is 1.7°C If that's all we get I'll be a happy bunny! A trip to Wotton-under-Edge is on...
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1ozzy
.... Wasn't I disappointed when I discovered I wouldn't be cruising the Caribbean.
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marval
Recently I've been starring in a series of adverts selling processed meat. I'm a Quorn star....
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waterboatman
Thursday. Well, the Arctic frost we were told to expect didn't happen. Dry and mild outside. Now they say it will be later. We shall see. I've been amusing myself by typing the letter to the right of...
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Mags22
Bought a Bull lighter in Poindland,and just found it has a torch on the bottom, which has a very blue bulb, I'm hoping it's not a laser light, .Has anyone got one and can tell me it's safe to use?
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Grandpappy
What's the difference between finding a dead rabbit on the motorway and finding a dead politician on the motorway? Skid marks around the rabbit....
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queenofmean
I cannot believe that one year ago I lost my lovely mum. We had our moments but I still loved her with all my heart. I miss her everyday but she would be proud of how well I'm doing. I've learnt a lot...
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gness
...and I'm going to make the most of it because.......today is..... Kiss a Ginger Day!.......♥ http://oi65.tinypic.com/2wfreag.jpg...
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chalky2850
14dNoise mostly almost shattered still (10) 6a Bird is protecting bird,half gone (4)...
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Yankle
When browsing for ink cartridges so many show the term "non tagged" - can anyone explain what this actually means. I have been buying compatible inks without seeing this phrase but now all providers...
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waterboatman
Wednesday. Still no frost. Fine by me! All nice and calm. I've been given a new toy to play with for two weeks by the surgery. A new type of blood pressure machine. I've got to check my blood pressure...
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1ozzy
.. My most sincere apologies AnneAsquith, hope one day you can come to grips with a change of poster. Yooo hooo 'Lina'. Coooeeee,...
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wildwood
Was god circumcised, or did he make a mistake when creating Men is his image?
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Caran
Today I found a circular piece of glass, about 1 and 1/4 inches across. It looks about right for a watch glass. We have no idea where it has come from. Doesn't belong to our watches. I have checked if...
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sunny-dave
Public Service information from ASDA : "We wish to advise our customers that freezing weather is expected later this week. Please ensure you wear two pairs of pyjama bottoms whilst shopping, to avoid...
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Tuvok
Just noticed that this quiz closes tomorrow!!! Argh. Stuck on a few - then I can email it (have already paid for it!) USE SOME OF THESE WORDS TO MAKE NEW WORDS : bell, Mary, eve. ox, aas, lamb, deer,...
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bloater
Time is running out and I'm struggling with this quiz. Any help would me much appreciated!! 13. Such a charmer (8) 26. I say, why beat it? (6) 29. Short cover up, to a degree (7) 30. Large tipsy...

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