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Chipchopper
A) What do you call a wolf that meditates ?. . . . B) Aware wolf!...
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andypipwilly
What do you call a ghost's mother and father? Transparents!...
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1ozzy
...Embrace Halloween as much as the Americans? Here, Down Under, it is slowly becoming accepted. Not many "trick or treaters" as of yet but as each year goes bye it is slowly creeping into the Aussie...
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allen
I want to get an old (but expensive) office chair repaired (a Vitra). Most of the places I Google say "Nah, too old mate, can't get the parts" (etc). What I want is an OLD-fashioned workshop, with...
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waterboatman
Friday. A bit nippy out this morning. I've gone an d caught myself a cold. A proffesional one. All the trimmimgs. Therefore I shall not be out long today. I ordered a G Terch vacuum cleasner yesterday...
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glenlass
24 Jump rope with insects in winter apparel (3,5) s?i ????s 22 one might sneak around being legless! (5) s???? Thanks for any help...
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Patsy33
2 boys have been stopped by police for riding a vacuum cleaner down a steep hill a police spokesman said "those boys are Dyson with death":)...
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TWR
These people from the Disgusting Jungle getting re-located in French Towns?
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TWR
over the last 2>>3 months on AB posts regarding the Jungle & the people trying to force their way into Trucks mainly to get into the UK, with comments from many members on here including myself, do...
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waterboatman
Thursday. A wee touch of frost this morning. Winter's chill tendrils are looking for targets. The session at the hospice went well...I think so anyway. Domesticity today, well, that's the plan anyway....
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Bobsy
If a Cow can turn grass into Milk why can't our scientists ?
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chalky2850
30a Paper,for instance,that's still read aloud (10) 16d I caught bird lifting something floating in sea(7)I?E????...
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Aelred
8A. Bag of tricks after trick-or-treating. (4) ?O?A. Thank you in advance
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mikey4444
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/37760114 Look at the size of this bloke....no wonder he hasn't had any trouble after coming out ! Lets hope others follow him....the days of bigotry are surely over now....
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waterboatman
Wednesday. Had a bit of aggro geting t'internet this morning. Been trying since ten to four. I think it's a local connection problem. Well, that's what the engineer said! Nippy outside this morning. A...
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TWR
do you think the population today are selfish & in what way?...
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Ann
Happy Birthday have a lovely day xx
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TWR
Good Morning Campers.
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Tilly2
I have just dropped a litre bottle of mixed up weedkiller in the kitchen, the lid came off and it spilled and splashed everywhere. I have sloshed and mopped up what I could, with clean water. Will it...

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