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Patsy33

Keep It Clean!

The window cleaner was knocking on my door, shouting and swearing. I thought, "Blimey, someone's lost their rag!".......
15:15 Thu 12th May 20161 answer, last by 1ozzy 22:43 Thu 12th May 2016
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Wednesday. Well it's stopped raining at last, but we are told by yer wee man that there is more to come today. Such is life. Tiggy is out and about, but he hasn't wandered far in the wet. Can't blame...
05:09 Wed 11th May 2016117 answers, last by Baldric 08:12 Wed 11th May 2016
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maggiebee

Fake?

Blooming false advertising.... Bought can fly spray.... Sprayed whole can over myself.. Still can't fly!!!...
19:11 Tue 10th May 20166 answers, last by maggiebee 00:14 Sun 15th May 2016
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Patsy33

Tomcat.

A tomcat hijacked a plane. He stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and said, "Take me to the canaries!".........
13:49 Mon 09th May 20167 answers, last by Old_Geezer 09:42 Tue 10th May 2016
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mikey4444

Morris Eight !

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morris_Eight#/media/File:Morris_8_saloon_-_1939.jpg I saw a smashing Morris Eight yesterday (not the one above) The chap had only bought it the previous week, so he was...
08:15 Tue 10th May 201631 answers, last by jambutty 16:20 Wed 11th May 2016
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Tuesday. Back home yesterday. A30. M5, A clean run in lovely sunshine. I did pass a dead grockle box on the A30, still attached to it's car. It looked like he didn't slow down gong down hill. It was a...
06:06 Tue 10th May 2016109 answers, last by wendilla 08:30 Tue 10th May 2016
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etheridg

What Is The Missing Word

Daily express crusader crossword answer?7/5/16
02:30 Tue 10th May 20164 answers, last by 1ozzy 02:48 Tue 10th May 2016
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Aelred

Rte 20 Tuesday May 10Th 2016

9A. Looks like they won't give away what they have in hand! (5,5) ??E?R?????. 1D. Gie voice to your feelings about IT (5,2.3) ???????O?? Thank you for any help...
00:35 Tue 10th May 20164 answers, last by pixie374 07:09 Tue 10th May 2016
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marval

I Heard

I heard a rumour that they're giving away manure at my local garden centre. So I went down there to check, it was ***....
16:44 Mon 09th May 201614 answers, last by Shaglene 09:38 Tue 10th May 2016
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Patsy33

A Fitting Tribute.

My friend Dave died of drowning. We had a wreath made in the shape of a life buoy. Well, that's what he would have wanted......
22:36 Mon 09th May 20164 answers, last by Tilly2 09:37 Tue 10th May 2016
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sandyRoe

What Does It Mean When A Fellow Early--Morning Dog Walker, An Attractive Younger Women, Constantly...

...licks her lips as we chat? My first thought was, 'She thinks I'm tasty.', but that's preposterous. Could it be she has dry, chapped lips, and needs a salve? Any recommendations?...
08:59 Mon 09th May 201635 answers, last by Mamyalynne 23:18 Mon 09th May 2016
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diddlydo

Sunday Lawn Mowing

Does anyone else agree with me in thinking that it is exceedingly antisocial to mow the grass and then spend ages strimming the garden on a sunny Sunday lunchtime which is precisely what my neighbour...
17:51 Sun 08th May 201625 answers, last by ToraToraTora 16:30 Sun 26th Jun 2016
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Monday. back to whatever passes for normality today.I shall be leaving about lunchtime, be home about teatime. It's been a lovely week, sis has spoiled me rotten. :o} We've had a lot of fun. I'll be...
04:30 Mon 09th May 2016102 answers, last by mikey4444 09:08 Mon 09th May 2016
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seekeerz

The Km Links Game - May Week 1 Results

Good morning everyone - from a very blustery south Oz today and we're still waiting for the rain promised for Saturday morning ...I know the outback is getting heaps and of course they need it but...
02:33 Mon 09th May 201614 answers, last by BigMac 17:16 Mon 09th May 2016
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top_driver

Check Engine Light/mild Misfire

can anyone help me narrow down what the problem could be. i'v a limited set of funds aside for it so have to do it logical and what is most necessary starting off i had leaking brakes so the engine...
02:21 Mon 09th May 201611 answers, last by top_driver 15:51 Mon 09th May 2016
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bunkmoreland

Font Gotten Much Smaller On This Site?

It's been like this for a few days now. No other forums affected. Has anyone else noticed this,or have I hit some obscure AB button or link!! I have tried minimising and maximising screen but no...
02:19 Mon 09th May 20163 answers, last by bunkmoreland 02:28 Mon 09th May 2016
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marsdensue

Sunday Express £1000 Crossword

26 across - an extensive anchorage between mainland england and the isle of wight, off portsmouth (8 letters) S?I??E?D. many thanks in advance
17:43 Sun 08th May 201612 answers, last by cupid04 02:21 Mon 09th May 2016
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Patsy33

Quasimodo.

Quasimodo was being chase down the street by a gang of kids. He shouts" Look, I haven't got your football"!........
23:29 Sun 08th May 20167 answers, last by vulcan42 23:52 Sun 08th May 2016
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anotheoldgit

Was The British Empire Good Or Bad?

Just been watching The Big Question on BBC1, today it was about The British Empire. Judging by the ethnics in the audience it was bad, yet it is queer that although they kicked the big, bad, British...
11:40 Sun 08th May 201672 answers, last by anotheoldgit 14:07 Tue 10th May 2016
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fruitsalad

Printer Ink

Afternoon, could any one recommend a cheap and cheerful place online for printer ink, tia
17:18 Sun 08th May 20169 answers, last by 1ozzy 23:08 Sun 08th May 2016

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