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Deaf Aye But

Met a gentleman out walking ,said to him how are you and are you well .He defentootly knew he was hard of hearing but the rest had me baffled...

Patsy33

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I quit my job at the helium gas factory. I didn't like their tone of voice.....

exarmy448

A fellow is in the dentist chair being examined by the dentist. The dentist asks the man 'did you have oral sex last night' The man replies ' Oh don't say I have a pubic hair stuck in my tooth' The...

Shaglene

Extracts From Letters Written By English Council Tenants: ( Social Housing)

1. It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow. 2. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off. 3. I wish to complain that my father twisted his ankle very badly...

Shaglene

Obsessions........

The psychiatrist: "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said: "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second Mum, Ann:...

terrya

Cryptic

Deliver to put on the house. (3,4) S?T, ?R?E. It must be SET FREE but I don't understand the rest of the clue

Cryptical

Help Needed.

12 A cross. Leading limit of excavated passage for train?. c?t?i?g ?d?e. 16 Down. Step on it when receiving a cheer. h???a? 20 Down. Unknown old soldiers still masters?. ??g??. Thanks in advance....

secsee1

The Will

I was sitting at the computer the other day, drafting my will and I called out to my wife, "WHEN I DIE I'M GOING TO LEAVE EVERYTHING TO YOU, MY LOVE!" She shouted back, "YOU ALREADY DO, YOU LAZY...

muckle-41

Local Crossword

become timorous when close in a way to how we are 4,7 ?O?E ?O?R??? and shuffle the register at the back (9) ?E?R?A???...

PETBUCKLEY

Crusader Crossword

6 across poet excluded in report (-a--)...

trt

Muslim School Kids Collecting Money In Town....

This is unbelievable, don't know where the school is, looks Northern, but surely this shouldn't be allowed, and what are they collecting the money for?????????...

tregaron

Pick Me Up

20.d cosmetic head-cover (7) _ _ I _ N _ _ 26.a. mimic (12) _ M _ E _ S _ n _ _ _ R...

carolann

Cashwords

space flight agency four letters ---o possibly. Please and thank you

Ameld

Thank You

This may seem an odd entry but i simply wanted to say thank you to all you great people who advise and help those like me who are not really up to speed! I am recently retired and wanted to try things...

marval

Too Much Viagra

Bilbo Baggins of the Shire died in bed last night after an overdose of Viagra. I guess old Hobbits die hard...

blackswan

Colossus Stinker 293

Fictional character dress up. 7ltr. C-S-L-Y I don't think anything is wrong, but reall y can't get a handle on this at all, any help appreciated....

Patsy33

Poor Old Fruit..

Through no fault of his own, my Uncle crashed into a lemon tree. He is still bitter and twisted.....

Smowball

Do Plants Smell To Snails??

Sounds a bit random, but in my garden right at the back in a pot I have a hosta. There is absolutely nothing else near it and yet the snails appear in this pot from nowhere and decimate it. The rest...

waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Wednesday. The sky is clear and the sun is about to come over the horizon. No air movement, so it looks like a nice, sunny day is on it's way. Yesterday was lovely. The breeze still had a nip to it,...

sandwich

Cryptic Crossword

Moving inside hesitantly to find egg(4) Is this oval please? Not sink moving aloft (5)...

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