Q] What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo? A] A pouch potato. Q]What do you call a talking kangaroo? A] A quantum leap. Q] How does a kangaroo pick his favourite rugby team? A] He jumps on the...
Monday. We had a great weekend away. Lovely hotel. Good food, except breakfast. One rasher of bacon, one small sausage, one egg and a small spoonful of beans. No mushrooms and no hash browns. Not very...
Sunday. I don't know what it's like out, haven't had a look yet. Returning to Yate today, staying an extra night there, home tomorrow. We had a trip to Barnstable,, then to Ilfracombe yesterday. The...
Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little ***. ******************** Mary had a little lamb. Her father shot it dead. Now it goes...
We're having supermarket Indian take away, just popped it in the oven so it'll be all ready way before Strictlt starts
Aperatif is a home made margarita, with a G&T to follow. No pud this week....
I recently bought a 2013 Mercedes A180 and was offered a satnav which looks like a small box that plugs in in the glove box. It was going to cost in the region of £600. Does anyone know whether I can...
Most of us have visited one in our lifetime. This documentary is a look through 200 years of the fair from start to present day. '' The allure of the fairground is how it arrives in our midst & then...
..I joined AB...what a nice bunch of cyber friends I have..many thanks for all your kindness at this very sad and difficult time....I feel you have been with me on dad's journey these last few years...
first W_T_.F is a MEME! second have we really become so shallow that someone would sue his trouble and strife after producing a "defective" saucepan having lying about cosmetic surgery? Do we, as a...