and finally #5, THE TEACHER Snappy Answer OF THE YEAR A university lecturer reminds her students of tomorrow's final exam. "Now, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might...
I have just finished doing the ironing,Ok i don't mind ironing but when I pick up those *** fitted sheets I despair. How do you iron yours,or maybe your sensible and don't use fitted sheets
Friday is here again! It should be dry again today. tiggy was in last night, with the missus with him, so the little un's are big enough to be left for a while now. It was good to see her looking fit...
Thursday. A clear sky this morning. How long it will stay that way remains to be seen. I(t didn't rain yesterday and got quite warm. I jet-washed the side gate, getting a lot of dirt and loose paint...
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So Mums has these chickens. Yeah, yeah, I know. Anyway, we have this joke about not eating boiled eggs when you've seen the chickens who produced the eggs from their butts. But today ... I have made...
E.g Olivier in the middle east = Laurence of arabia 1) Squashed paper not fact 2) Sir possesses the doorbells 3) I'm looking for a flat that looks onto the sea 4) Nerd's hobby 5) Feeling Dizzy 6) Idle...
What is the best way to understanding Islam? There are so many religions but I am especially keen to gain more of an understanding of Islam. Islam seems to dominate our news these days and I'm...
What funny signs/fridge magnets do you have in your kitchen? I have a sign that says "If you cant smell burning it must be salad today" and another one that says"Menu for today-choice of two-- Take it...