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Well, that's my vodka supply buggered then....

I'll have to revert to Gordons.
11:10 Thu 14th Jul 201126 answers, last by Safiya 13:05 Thu 14th Jul 2011
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What tickles you every morning.....?

(Nowt rude - I'm trying to tone down the rudeness. By Gad, it's hard...) Anyway, every day I drive past a small bungalow on my way to & from work. A very unpretentious bungalow, a bit dated -...
06:12 Thu 14th Jul 201114 answers, last by mccfluff 09:51 Thu 14th Jul 2011
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Brighton Rock.

Watched the dvd saturday night, it was very good. Unfortunately I fell asleep just before the end - can anyone tell me - did Rose jump off the cliff with Pinkie?
10:13 Wed 13th Jul 201111 answers, last by shiznit 18:33 Tue 02nd Aug 2011
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Best Advert on ITV at the mo is....

Aldi. Where that dour faced old woman sits behind a table with two packets of teabags - saying that her husband likes both of them. Then she very seriously states "I don't like tea. I like...
13:52 Tue 12th Jul 201123 answers, last by bonniemary 14:23 Wed 13th Jul 2011
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Would you rather....

be beautiful and intelligent but unpopular. or ugly and thick but very well-liked. Warning: this may be a trick question ;-)...
12:55 Tue 12th Jul 201125 answers, last by TWR 09:34 Wed 13th Jul 2011
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Would you rather be....

attacked by a horse-sized duck, or a dozen duck-sized horses?...
06:55 Tue 12th Jul 201153 answers, last by sallabananas 13:50 Tue 12th Jul 2011
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I have an urge to....

preserve some lemons. For African-type dishes etc, and just because I've never done it before. Can anyone tell me where I can purchase some quite large kilner jars - 6" tall or thereabouts?...
06:54 Tue 12th Jul 201120 answers, last by Quassia 14:44 Tue 12th Jul 2011
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Eyelash Extensions....

Anyone had these done? Do they apply a whole section, such as false eyelashes, or are they individual lashes? If individual, how many do they tend to put on (for £25). also, how long do they...
06:44 Tue 12th Jul 20116 answers, last by ziyasofi 10:18 Mon 03rd Oct 2011
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Jan....

Just heard. My sympathies are with you and your family. God bless him xx
12:48 Mon 11th Jul 20113 answers, last by ladybird49 15:32 Mon 11th Jul 2011
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Similar weed with white flowers....

But is very smelly. Truly! When you touch it, or try to pull it up, it has a horrid very hard-to-describe smell, really gets up your nose. It is like the bindweed that ric describes, in that it has...
13:17 Wed 06th Jul 201114 answers, last by sallabananas 06:19 Fri 08th Jul 2011
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It's like Sodom & Gomorrah with a dartboard....

was Norris' description of the Rovers Return last week. Very apt & a fine description. What would be your idea of a Pub from Hell ?...
10:08 Wed 06th Jul 201165 answers, last by rowanwitch 20:05 Wed 06th Jul 2011
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Lordy, this CB has gone downhill...

.... since I stopped posting on here so much ;-) It needs livening up. (Without the threat of dismissal). Come on McM, give us a funny story or else I shall be forced to resort to smut and I am trying...
08:52 Wed 06th Jul 201118 answers, last by TWR 18:07 Wed 06th Jul 2011
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Stupid song lyrics...

"I would rather go blind....than see you walk away". Well I bl00dy wouldn't. Would anyone really? What other silly lyrics can you think of.. As well as the above, and that silly MacArthur...
12:55 Thu 30th Jun 201133 answers, last by housemouse 20:04 Thu 30th Jun 2011
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Mr McM

Hello :-) Missing you too. When's your rescheduled op? Love, Salla Sparkle x...
08:07 Thu 30th Jun 201112 answers, last by sallabananas 08:22 Thu 30th Jun 2011
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Never mind upsetting an elephant....

... be careful not to p1ss off a crow. DM today: Crows have an excellent memory for human faces; distinguishing between friendly & dangerous faces, and warning other crows. They can remember...
12:56 Wed 29th Jun 201123 answers, last by cupid04 14:33 Wed 29th Jun 2011
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Ouch - my knees ache.

And it's not cos I'm kneeling down too much.... ;-) After running on a treadmill (only for a minuet or two at a time cos I'm new to running), I find for the next few days my knees really ache. I've...
16:01 Thu 23rd Jun 201115 answers, last by puzzled54 16:59 Thu 23rd Jun 2011
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Corrie-isms & scriptwriting

Last night's crackers: "Do you think Julie will make do with a nice finger?" and "My son - cavorting with a Eunuch" Love it. I would absolutely love to write scripts for Corrie. I...
08:54 Tue 21st Jun 20114 answers, last by horseshoes 09:28 Tue 21st Jun 2011
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A divine mis-deeder with a memory like an elephant....that's me

"To err is human, to forgive divine". I used this expression on here yesterday(!) Now, I do err an awful lot, try to forgive, but never EVER forget. But, thru it all I do try to remain...
08:52 Tue 21st Jun 201136 answers, last by ChuckFickens 10:08 Tue 21st Jun 2011
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Right: before I start work...

Yes I'm still here - down but not out. I haven't slept very well since last Wednesday - those of you regulars on here will know why. I have had a lot of time to ponder on what happened & the...
05:40 Mon 20th Jun 201176 answers, last by murraymints 09:12 Tue 21st Jun 2011
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A heartfelt thank you.

I am overwhelmed by the support I've had on here about yesterday's events. If the perpetrator is reading this - calm down dear, I now have access to a laptop & dongle. I do think this is an ABer -...
06:13 Thu 16th Jun 2011176 answers, last by conehead 19:19 Fri 17th Jun 2011

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