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Mistresses.....

Have missed the first 2 episodes - can anyone tell me what has happened so far? Thanks x...
09:08 Tue 17th Aug 201013 answers, last by Sqad 13:00 Wed 18th Aug 2010
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Dartmouth.

And the Dart Estuary. Bl00dy love it. What's your favourite part of the UK?...
07:51 Tue 17th Aug 201022 answers, last by steg 11:02 Tue 17th Aug 2010
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No Question - Just an "Hell, I'm back".

No major injuries apart from a blood blister on the knee, multiple bruises, a dented wallet and a shaving nick on the calf. Have I missed anything good? (by the way, title should read "Hello, I'm...
06:38 Tue 17th Aug 201040 answers, last by redman41 08:40 Tue 17th Aug 2010
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Ahoy & Adieu my hearties...

Only half an hour to go, then that's me off on me long hols. Sea legs fit, strap-on ready, lifejackets serviced, ropes cleaned & deck shoes gripped. Bikini packed, as is suncream and half a dozen...
09:38 Fri 30th Jul 201035 answers, last by zzxxee 14:02 Fri 30th Jul 2010
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How do you like your eggs in a morning....?

I like mine with a kiss...a a kiss...a Has anyone heard that little lad sing this on Chris Evans' breakfast show? So cute, so funny. Of course, if you've never heard it, you won't know what I'm going...
07:08 Fri 30th Jul 20104 answers, last by BertiWooster 07:16 Fri 30th Jul 2010
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How do you like your eggs in a morning...?

I like mine with a kiss...a a kiss...a. Has anyone heard that little lad on Chris Evans' breakfast show sing this? So cute, so funny. Of course, if you haven't, then yo won't have a clue what I'm...
07:07 Fri 30th Jul 20105 answers, last by Mick-Talbot 07:17 Fri 30th Jul 2010
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Creme Catalana

(Spanish version of Creme Brulee) - Anyone got a foolproof recipe for this - one that guarantees the custard actually sets & doesn't turn out like egg & cream soup?!!!
07:17 Thu 29th Jul 20101 answer, last by bimbo123456 10:28 Sun 01st Aug 2010
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Ooh - I get the Gift.

I was last to post before the semi-sutdown. Ed is coming round to see me later - are not I the lucky girl :-)
16:06 Wed 28th Jul 20102 answers, last by Bobbisox 17:40 Wed 28th Jul 2010
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I need to refer a chap with a redundant foreskin.

Do I send him to the Hospital or the Job Centre....?
12:11 Wed 28th Jul 201043 answers, last by snags 17:51 Wed 28th Jul 2010
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A clear case of camel toe.

A work colleague came back from a holiday in Tunisia last year & developed a toenail fungal infection. I've just been 'winding her up' saying she must have caught something from a camel ride she...
08:44 Wed 28th Jul 20103 answers, last by China Doll 09:44 Wed 28th Jul 2010
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How could I possibly refuse....?

I have just had an invite to go and see the Ukelele Orchestra of Great Britain at King's Lynn... How can I refuse? I mean, seriously , how can I?!!!...
07:11 Wed 28th Jul 201071 answers, last by 4getmenot 14:18 Wed 28th Jul 2010
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I love mis-hearing things....

Have just referred a patient who the doctor described as having (what I though he said) "a turd up the way of his shaft....." I choked on my afternoon muffin. Was this man gay? Does he not...
14:56 Tue 27th Jul 201019 answers, last by boxtops 18:52 Tue 27th Jul 2010
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But I live in Hicksville, we don't have motorways....!

My BF thinks it's hilarious and hillbilly that, at the ripe (very ripe) old age of 48 I have never ever driven a car on a motorway, I've only ever been a passenger. I've driven on dual carriageways,...
13:29 Tue 27th Jul 201067 answers, last by pastafreak 15:36 Tue 27th Jul 2010
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Pants off tonight then love......?

This was my ex's way of saying he's in the mood for a bit of the other.... It used to crease me up, and still does, even though I haven't heard it for a while! Does your partner have an expression...
09:20 Tue 27th Jul 201019 answers, last by mrs.chappie 19:09 Tue 27th Jul 2010
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Small yellow/green/black caterpillars.

I have these on a young tree/shrub which I am at present growing in a large pot. Don't know the name of it - but the branches and the leaves are all curly. What do I do with these caterpillars? I have...
06:54 Fri 23rd Jul 201011 answers, last by Whoever 17:09 Sun 01st Aug 2010
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Common Sense Prevails

12:52 Wed 21st Jul 201012 answers, last by sallabananas 13:05 Wed 21st Jul 2010
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I've been offered a part in the sequel to Priscilla, Queen of the Desert.

I am to play Fanny, Queen of the Night. Do you think I'll be any good?...
07:50 Wed 21st Jul 201033 answers, last by McMouse 10:20 Wed 21st Jul 2010
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Flared nostrils.

What's your view? Distaste? Nasty smell? An accompaniment to a sardonic smile? Aggression? People who widely flare their nostrils do look very strange, I think it must be a primeval unconscious thing....
12:44 Tue 20th Jul 20109 answers, last by andy-hughes 13:15 Tue 20th Jul 2010
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Well, would you ever have guessed what a putty plait was?

They say you learn something new every day - and this term is a new one on me. Those with knee or shoulder dislocations will, of course, probably be familiar with this. I have visions of Pocohontas...
11:12 Tue 20th Jul 20105 answers, last by eve1974 10:13 Tue 23rd Feb 2021
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My status is Status Skintus.

Anyone else in this state at the moment? Sh1te, isn't it?...
10:25 Tue 20th Jul 201015 answers, last by Judge Nutmeg 10:52 Tue 20th Jul 2010

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