Now the horrid kiddlewinkles are due to return to school, I want to resume my Friday afternoon sessions of a swim followed by the above 3 water-based indulgences. At the best of times, people on here...
Have you seen the roasting (dare I say that?) you got last night on the early birds thread? Naughty boy.... Someone said you'd be full of remorse & red-faced this morning... Are you? Nah are you hell...
I feel as though I'm in the Twilight Zone. This is the first time ever I've been the instigator of a Good Morning thread - I am the Lincolnshire Poacher. What a grey day ;-(
I feel as though I'm in the Twilight Zone. This is the first time ever I've been the instigator of a Good Morning thread - I am the Lincolnshire Poacher. What a grey day ;-(
Bloke sits on scabby sofa with an oyster on his finger. He says to his equally scabby lager-guzzling friend sat beside him "These don't agree with me". He then waggles them (both the oyster & the...
Am I right in thinking that MacMillan Nurses are usually involved in patients with terminal illness - to provide support and palliative care? i.e. those with cancer, but where the prognosis is...
On my local tv news yesterday was a report on how young criminals had broken into a woman's house and ransacked it. The worst thing was they found a box with ashes in it - which they scattered all...
... Fanny Fernackapants? No - it's not a username on here or an ABer. Just a childhood memory of my mum calling me Miss Fanny Fernackpants when I was being a bit fussy or prissy. Apparently it was a...
Coming back from the sunny side of the duckpond this lunchtime I was listening to Fenella Fudge reading the news on Radio 2. Now - there's a name that if you didn't know was real, you'd think was made...
... NO - not Legend. That is old news and Booorrrrrring.... the obsession with it all stopped me posting on Friday, But the Mr and Mrs thread of ealier this morning? Did someone get a bit too rude or...
...who listens to Paolo Nutini's track on his new album entitled 'Pencil Full of Lead' not to sway their hips, or tap their feet, or generally jiffle around (or all 3). It is the most uplifting song...
How the other half life last night: what an uplifting heartwarming episode. I liked both families a lot - the 'poor' ones (hate to use that term, but can't remember their surname, not as memorable as...
For the 2nd time today I've dealt with a patient who is described as being having morbid obesity. I've never really understood that expression. I mean, apart from the odd few (and there are special...
I've just been asked this whilst munching on my caesar wrap & trying to do the sunday paper crossword. I nearly choked. I said no, I keep them in the drawer under my bed. Then she nearly choked. What...
