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Most girlies would not find this funny, but....

"The 2 trickiest procedures in a male-to-female gender assignment are - Widening the gob & shrinking the brain". I took it seriously at initial reading, cos it was actually forwarded from an employee...
09:24 Thu 06th Aug 200920 answers, last by ThePlayer 10:45 Thu 06th Aug 2009
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Who do you like best?

Simon or Garfunkel? Lennon or McCartney? Jack or Vera? Jordan or Peter? Reeves or Mortimer? Rod or Emu? Phil or Grant? Brad or Angelina? French or Saunders? Posh or Becks? Blair or Brown? Richard or...
07:32 Thu 06th Aug 200911 answers, last by LoftyLottie 12:51 Thu 06th Aug 2009
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Things you wouldn't hear in a Bond film....

" 'ere's the keys duck - you can drive " Any suggestions?
15:29 Wed 05th Aug 200940 answers, last by andy-hughes 23:30 Wed 05th Aug 2009
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As a calf is to a cow...

... and a lamb is to a sheep. What is it to a camel? (Serious question. Please don't answer with "the camel doesn't really give a f***, cos it's got the hump....) My colleague wants to know. She says...
13:38 Wed 05th Aug 200916 answers, last by mccfluff 14:06 Wed 05th Aug 2009
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Everywhere I go, I get slandered, libelled...

... I hear words I never heard in the Bible. What should I do?
11:04 Wed 05th Aug 20099 answers, last by DerWangler 12:05 Wed 05th Aug 2009
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Fanny Faux Pas

Just howled at an entry on the computer that reads: "This patient has twofold problems, Firstly (ortho) this lady walks with a jerk. Secondly (gynae) she has a longstanding vagina". Has it not...
10:33 Wed 05th Aug 200924 answers, last by Eleggantly 11:27 Wed 05th Aug 2009
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Fancy calling your house 'Utopia'...

... when it's full of squawking teenagers & brats, is usually a battleground, with everyone fighting, screaming, shouting and wrestling with each other. And 2 of the kids are on the CPR..... naming no...
17:01 Tue 04th Aug 200925 answers, last by mrsmoomoo 18:18 Tue 04th Aug 2009
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Very little to go on, but...

... all afternoon I've been singing one line of a song which contains the words "Mr Brimble" or some similar name. I think it's sung by children. It may have been a 70's sort of song, but it's driving...
15:54 Tue 04th Aug 20095 answers, last by T&S 16:15 Tue 04th Aug 2009
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It's the dog crap I find hard to swallow....

This is the answer my neighbour gave me last night when I was having a moan about her bl00dy cats bl00dy crapping on my front garden... Do you think she was being sarcastic, funny or just not...
13:33 Tue 04th Aug 200911 answers, last by ganesh 17:42 Tue 04th Aug 2009
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Whatever happened to....

... Arthur Scargill? Is he still with us? Has he calmed down a bit?
11:07 Fri 31st Jul 200913 answers, last by zzxxee 12:40 Fri 31st Jul 2009
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Old Sayings.

I got laughed at yesterday for saying "Crikey". Rather than put me off, I have now decided I am going to pepper my conversations with the good old sayings. From now on, rather than feel silly cos I've...
07:42 Fri 31st Jul 200925 answers, last by caththecrazy 21:39 Fri 31st Jul 2009
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Is it movement? (part II)

I have a rumbling around the colon region and down toward the rectal area. I have been diagnosed with constipation since my return from holiday. I don't mean to sound naive - but, could this be...
15:19 Thu 30th Jul 20092 answers, last by sallabananas 15:38 Thu 30th Jul 2009
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I have a current embarrassing dilemma.

Even though it's not exactly heatwave conditions, Keith has his shoes off in the office. My nose started twitching & I thought the nurses had been in the kitchen cooking with parmesan again - then I...
14:49 Thu 30th Jul 200916 answers, last by albaqwerty 15:23 Thu 30th Jul 2009
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Officially - today is Watermelon Day.

How bizarre. What idiot dreamt that up? And if this is true, when is Official Rhubarb Day? The world is going mad I tell you, mad.
14:31 Thu 30th Jul 200922 answers, last by steg 15:24 Thu 30th Jul 2009
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Rubbing a wet croc: a most pleasurable experience

My BF, currently sailing back from West France, has just reported having another magical experience with dolphins. He discovered last year (that time in Ireland) that if he rubbed his wet crocs along...
12:52 Thu 30th Jul 200928 answers, last by mccfluff 13:36 Thu 30th Jul 2009
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Help!

I looked in the mirror this morning and to my complete horror realised I've only got one top lip.
10:09 Thu 30th Jul 20098 answers, last by icemaiden 14:47 Fri 31st Jul 2009
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British Summer time

When why and who cancelled it again this year? And why weren't the Great British Public consulted - I'm sure that We as a whole would have voted for it to go ahead. I'd even personally have paid a...
10:07 Thu 30th Jul 200919 answers, last by Seadragon 12:30 Thu 30th Jul 2009
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Malcolm Powder

If someone told you this was their name, would you believe him? Or would you think there was the teeniest bit of a wind-up here? Or maybe his mother just had a great sense of humour?
15:27 Wed 29th Jul 200927 answers, last by moonshadow 17:48 Wed 29th Jul 2009
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Beware: Dangermouse.

I have just read about a patient who reported being electrocuted by her mouse. I had visions of all sorts of radioactive rodents, and wired-up weasels until I realised she meant her computer mouse....
14:03 Tue 28th Jul 20095 answers, last by sallabananas 15:49 Tue 28th Jul 2009
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Good old British Stiff Upper Lips...

... talking earlier of folk we met on holiday & about the BF's knack of saying the wrong thing & moi misinterpreting it as smutty... Cruising into the Auray River at Bono (nowt to do with U2), we...
12:10 Tue 28th Jul 20094 answers, last by sallabananas 12:45 Tue 28th Jul 2009

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