What is this? Soup with bits? A man with a terminal dribble? Should post this in food&drink or phrases&saying, but I get the feeling I will get better answers here....
A divorced man meets his ex-wife's new husband at a party. Later, after knocking back a few JD's, he goes over to the new guy and asks "So.. how do you like using second hand goods?" The new husband...
All schoolchildren aged 12 and over should be made to sit and watch this film. I saw it at the weekend, finally, and it was fantastic - if a film with such subject matter can be described as such. The...
I am being treated in a fortnight to a belated birthday present of a visit to a London show/musical. Wicked & Billy Elliot spring to mind - has anyone been to these, what did they think, would they...
I loved the first couple of series of LB. For shock value alone it was worth watching and genuinely funny because of its outrageousness. I watch the LB in US now & hardly even snigger. Is it me, or is...
Just how many mint tic tacs does it take to kill you? He must have took at least a third of a packet - at least he's not going to keel over with halitosis.
This makes me cry. (Well steve coogan's performance does - it's 'tragic'). The double act of Bernard Hill )Grandad) and Dominic Senior (young Joe) is fantastic. It's so real, lovely, touching, comic...
I know this probably shows just what a lavatorial childish sense of humour I've got, but I had to titter last night at the scene where Roxy was sprawled out on the sofa after an afternoon's shopping -...
The BF announced at the weekend that he intends to buy me a wet suit for my forthcoming birthday. (So romantic!) But, bearing in mind my predilection for beans & green veg, I'm not so sure this would...
attach a picture that I have saved on my desktop to a thread I want to post on this site? I have tried a number of option's; none of which have worked.
My colleague has just come out of the staff loo singing the above ditty. I really want to ask what put that in her mind... but better not for decency's sake....
Hello. Am in work even earlier today, cos the sooner I am in, the sooner I can leave, cos that's the way it works. I am in Cambridgeshire tonight. Going to see someone I haven't seen for a whole...
I had a sort-of mini appraisal yesterday. On one particular aspect of my job I was told I was "improving in the whole" Should that be on the whole? Or should that be in the hole? Or should I just take...
I was just about to post a question asking where the above expression originated (an old geezer here has just come out with it). I know it means 'oh goodness', 'by gawd', 'wow' etc etc. However I...
If a woman had a concealed pregnancy, gave birth but the baby died & the woman hid the body - when this was discovered and the police involved, what would the charge be?