you couldnt make it up, lock him up, or better still give him passport back so he can fu@@ off, and take his stinking benefit family with him and his supporters...
After my experience with a Royal Python 3 weeks ago, I read this on the BBC News website with mounting alarm ::: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-33803305 "The street cleaner...
Shut this week?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3185576/Crisis-stricken-Kids-Company-close-Charity-cease-activities-tonight-following-claims-financial-impropriety-sexual-abuse.html...
Good ol' gun-toting Yanks in the Land of the Free. https://uk.news.yahoo.com/woman-killed-neighbour-mowing-her-082720374.html#yXOItOa (Seems it was a man, not a woman killer as in the linkline - LOL)...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-33763628 in his defence (as reported on the 6 o clock news) he claimed he was innocent because rate fixing was so widespread, and felt he was being made an example...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3183663/28-cans-Red-Bull-day-making-blind-says-jobless-26-stone-mother-wants-NHS-pay-weight-loss-surgery.html From the article - //But research has found that...
Arsenal v Chelsea, the real footie is back tomorrow. No more big girls trying to kick the ball and falling over! Who told these women they could actually play football?
Rather than one thread on each, I thought a compendium thread would prevent clutter. Examples so far:- "I am a bio-engineer" (Egyptian; presumably left his certificates at home. I would like to be a...
A Window Cleaner is at a first floor window, and he can't take his eyes off the Woman of the House, who is sat on the Bed, breastfeeding a newborn Baby. After a while she spots him and says "What are...