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Doesn't he usually surface at this time of year? Hope he's OK and not hidden under too many orange buckets 
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I prefer eating asteroids to comets. They're a little meteor...     (Courtesy of a Star Trek meta page)
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Rumour has it that her forthcoming book is Mein Kampfervan.
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What type of drink do dentists serve pre-dinner? A pair o' teef, of course...
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Due to roadworks in the village's main road, they're taking a detour pass my house, not complaining, can tolerate 2 an hour However, do they have to sound like constipated ghosts? Why not Vivaldi's...
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Had a large fly in my mug of tea few days ago (think it expired whilst doing the backstroke) Anyway, I think it was female because if it was male, the weight of lead in its pencil would have made him...
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Peter Cardwell, Talktv is having a section of his programme, Saturday 8th October to discuss the heartbreak of losing a pet His show usually airs between 10am and 1 He mentioned today that he still...
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hope everyone gets a decent sleep xx https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8bAbvk5Hs4...
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if so, what did you think? (plarn = plastic yarn made by recycling plastic bags) What a load of hassle was my opinion :-)) Originally my idea was to make plastic re-usable pad for kneeling/sitting for...
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2 ladies lunching, one whispers to the other ''I'm going to have a boob job'' Second lady says ''that's nothing! I'm going to have my a-hole bleached'' First lady replies ''Wow!!! I can't imagine your...
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Family friend are looking for a collie puppy and are keen to avoid farms. He casually mentioned it would be handy if he knew anyone who could advise him where to look for genuine breeders of collies....
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has arrived on Netflix :-) Yay!! Binged the first 5 episodes so far and will just say it's blooming excellent....
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cor, it's good :-) Alan Ritchson plays the titular character and imo, is the Jack Reacher from the books. It's on Amazon Prime and I'm hoping for more than one series. This series is based on Lee...
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starring, amongst others, Aiden Gillen, Marie Doyle Kennedy, him that was Daredevil and quite a few others. If it ever shows up on Netflix or others, I highly recommend it. 2 drug-dealing Dublin...
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Blooming heck, that man and his reindeer can't half move!! https://www.noradsanta.org/en/map To anyone who has had their festivities re-arranged and those who haven't, hope each has as wonderful a...
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as in Book. etc etc if said in a Corrie Street type of way, where the lips are pursed to say the word, made me wonder if them what speak that dialect are the country's greatest kissers? Or would that...
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My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could...
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Having a look at the 1923 electoral reg. for an ancestor who was present and correct in 1922, seems he expired in 1923 as his name is scored through, with the letters and numbers next to his name of J...
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and slowing speed of typing. Came on suddenly. ALL keys affected.. Character will only appear and remain after click no.2 please help me fix or need i get new one ta loads x...
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ay opp, ah kid Came across this podcast earlier and thought of you :-) I'm sure you're aware of it, but if not, it's Northern Soul Hour...

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