My husband is getting very frail. He needs a trip to the bathroom 3-4 times a night. I am hoping to get a device installed to turn a light on using his voice rather than a switch. I have no idea what...
The Bundesliga will resume behind closed doors on 16 May, becoming the first European league to restart following the coronavirus shutdown. Would you welcome matches in UK starting soon behind closed...
Not all that important to most people, but I am feeling troubled and I am under pressure (as a P.C.C. member) to provide a response tomorrow sometime. Can we start by acknowledging that I am a...
A biker appeared in court to testify on behalf of a friend. The prosecuting lawyer asked him, ‘Isn’t it true that you have been paid £5,000 to throw this case?’ The biker calmly ignored the question,...
Why on earth did he have to be filmed stood outside Gatwick Airport? Can there be anyone watching BBC News who does not know what Gatwick Airport looks like? Why send a reporter and a cameraman there...
Olaf the Norseman is shopping at a supermarket when he comes across an old lady in a wheelchair, almost in tears. "What's the matter?" asks Olaf. "Oh," sobs the old lady. "I want to have a look at the...
Firstly...thank you for the condolences....I'm fine but you are very thoughtful. Anyway....back to closure. I've always been a bit scathing about the word but maybe I'm changing my mind. Our UK house...
Today's daily briefing was worse than the normal. We had Dominic Rabb standing in and Professor Angela Mc Lean as a back up to agree with all he said. It started with the usual time wasting repetition...
OK I'm confused, if I ask Googtle: 1) what are the continents? I get - Africa, Antarctica, Asia, Australia, Europe, North America and South America. 2) What continent is New Zealand in? I get -...
It was hard not to read the thread about AB members and how lockdown has affected them without being deeply moved, especially by the tragic stories there. It got me wondering if there was a random act...
A middle aged Irish woman went to her doctor to ask advice in reviving her husband's libido. "What about trying Viagra?" asked the doctor. "Not a chance," she said. "He won't even take an aspirin."...
I have to say I am getting used to it now. Click and collect yesterday at Asda, pleasant experience. It is easier for us being in our seventies. I feel for the younger folk with jobs at risk, bored...
I can understand people, and especially small business and the self employed want to get back to work but at what cost. Spain, France and Italy are slowly relaxing a much longer lockdown. Here in...
My mate Walter Wall has just bought a carpet shop.................................... ................................
but he's struggling to find a name for it....
