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limericks,

anyone know any good ones? There was a fine lady at tea, who said do you f..rt when u pee, i said no not a bit, why do you when u sh.t i think that was a one up for me...... things like this...lol

chappie

Physical Activity?

I am compiling a quiz and looking for song titles that contain a physical activity - eg: These Boots Were Made for Walking - can anyone think of any others? Thanks folks!

rubysboy

Equity release

My wife & I are both over 70. We are considering Equity Release. Several firms have contacted us with offers.Which company is currently offering the best deal.

claymore

When someone dies are their relatives compelled by law to go through the death industry ritual .....undertakers, elaborate casket, service, hearses,cemetery plot, flowers, tombstone or cremation ,all...

brionon

Help ,please

Where I am we've just started getting The Bill. It's pretty dire but there are 2 characters I like, One a short ,long nosed woman on the Desk, not pretty but I like her. Another is a plump bloke with...

brionon

Discrimination against Christians

Someone has given me a ''Dictionary of Myths'' There is NO entry for Jesus. Is this discrimination against Christianity,one of our Major myths ?

daffidazey

Good Morning!!

Sun is breaking through the cloud and Mr daffi is snoring like a train! x

Jbird

use of garden equipment

Are there any rules wihich stipulate the times at which you can use lawn mowers, strimmers etc owing to the amount of noise they create?

taichiperson

How to remove tipp-ex

As above, OH has spilt Tipp-ex on his (black) trousers. Any ideas as how to remove? I've told him he'll have to cover it up with black marker pen!!!

erinleahy4

magpies in rubbish

Is there anything I can do to prevent magpies and other animals such as squirrels, breaking into the black bin bags of rubbish left outside?

gipsey

emails

Help i am not geting any emails can anybody help ? no body loves me

Carebear0009

claim made on a will

I have been mentioned in a will by my godfather and this will has been contested by his estranged child and his ex wife - who are basically saying they shoud get everything! He was married for a very...

loopylou4

Driving test nerves

Can anyone suggest anything to combat nerves, the minute i see the examiner my left leg shakes uncontrolabley and i cant control it no matter what.. Have tried Kalms tablets and deep breathing. Please...

coffeeboy

Chinese Proverbs

Passionate kiss like spiders web, soon lead to undoing of fly. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give...

joe1

Afterlife

Has there ever been any concrete evidence ( apart from teachings of various prophets/Christ etc.) that an afterlife/rebirth exists ?

Aura

What would happen if German U Boat men got lost in a storm & discovered the famed Amazon women?

I hope you didn't mind me asking the above? I'm doing a college project for my creative writing course which is copyrighted, and I wanted to do something a bit different from the norm. I know that...

henrys

benifits

my young pal got a girl pregnant the baby is his he is willing to pay maint she found out he has a lot of flats rented she lives in a council house now demanding money for herself and a 200 thousand...

anotheoldgit

Is Heathrow secure?

Doesn't it make you feel safe to fly? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles /news/news.html?in_article_id=566734&in_page_i d=1770&ct=5

coke71

sexy food

which food do you think is the most sexiest?????????

whiffey

Jersey Royal Potatoes

Has anybody else tried them this year ? I bought 500g for ?2.49 in Tesco Express, thought I'd give myself an expensive treat, and they were very disappointing. There were similar threads on here last...

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