im buying my son a small fun gift to go in with his 21st pressies, its a silver condom holder that can be engraved i need a little funny ditty re condoms to be inscribed, any ideas ps he is a sailor...
Hate them....as they rub my tits and can do without cheap thrills while driving. Told that the cops & they fined me £70! I cant stand a bra as hate chest restrictions and feel I cant...
I currently have a F480 Tocco but would like to change to a blackberry 8120, i really fancy a phone with wifi and this is the only option at the moment due to price and still being tied to a contract...
Recently there as been much discussion on the Holocaust i.e. the worse crime in the history of man. Taking this on-board got me into thinking: Why is it that the German people are not forever held...
A Native American boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face. 'Say, Mom, why is my big brother named Mighty Storm?' 'Because he was conceived during a mighty storm,' she replied....
I was buying some ham from the butchery dept. of our local Tesco's when I noticed the mans name badge it read '' John LAMB butchery manager, I thought it was a very apt name for a butcher, others I...
We are having lots of people over on Boxing day evening this year and thought for a change we would have lots of Chinese food, to spread the cost we thought we would get little bits each week and...
A Geordie is in London for the day and really fancie's a pint of NewCastle Brown Ale. It isn't long before he comes across a pub. Once inside he walks up to the barman and asks for his favorite drink,...
A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings." The...
November 6th, going to York to do a Charity Night on the 7th November 11 (Poppy Day) my birthday November 14th, aChristening the a wedding on the same day, but not the same girl...lol November 21st, a...
cooking it today for a couple of vegetables (sic) who are visiting us.
thinking of roasting the veggies off with a bit of goose fat.
i know that would be mean, but would they notice ?...
My week is as follows;
Funday
boozeday
bensday (dedicated to neighbours dog)
thirstyday
fried breekie day
satinchairallday
punday (joke telling all day session)...
Defo BS, the more I see of him, the more I like him, he' sarky and witty, I like that, craft for her saucy s.o.h and peri and DEN for their daft as a brush take on life, who would you invite???
I'm making a bortsch for the first time so put the meat into boiling water which of course froths up. What causes the frothing? I know it's not the fat so what is it?
Am quite curious as had a camera pill scan the other day and nurse said it had gone right through my system and left it in under 5 and a half hours. Seems a bit quick but I thought it could be a good...
