Fred Bowers was going down a storm at the Benefits Office !!!!!!!!!!!!!! - me thinks they are cancelling his disability benefit as we speak................
With pointed fangs it sits in wait... With piercing force its doles out fate... Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might... Eternally joining in a single bite... What am I???
Mr Plane says hi to the birds flying by... ''Hey there birds how many of you are there?'' Birds reply '' Us plus us plus half of us plus quarter of us plus you makes 100 so how many of us are there???...
Crikey, it's hot today. Happily, I have opened the balcony doors to allow the sea breeze to cool my office ... ... which is lovely. What ... ??? Who are you calling a smug bitch? =0)
tfi friday! Supposed to be a hot weekend and weather is looking nice out there today too. Shame I am stuck in this office today but if its hot at weekend I will be making the most of it! Roll on 4 o...
Going for my third and final interview for a new job at 11pm! I have to take my ID and NI number along, which gives me some hope that I am a contender!! I've bought a new suit and will be wearing my...
what are your life's ambitions and have you already done any of them? i want to be a marine biologist/oceanographer/marine zoologist kinda person. and i want to swim the english channel
'u r foolish girl' from my dad. He has obviously found out that I have been round exes. Don't know how much he knows about how long I been there or how he found out. I agree with him but wish he...