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Evidence That Ukip Really Are Bnp-Lite

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-26808378 Interesting report from the BBC Website. I have been accused in the past of being disingenuous by describing UKIP as BNP-lite but this link clearly...

joggerjayne

It Didn't Happen !!

Does anyone else get fed up with people who are whingeing about something that happened, and they try to strengthen their point by moaning about something that DIDN'T happen? There was a guy on telly...

MrIncredible

Who Is This?

http://imageshack.com/a/img823/5435/stn9.jpg hopefully this link will work ^ if anyone can tell me who this is id be very grateful sorry if this is the wrong catagory...

youngmafbog

What The ....... ?

http://news.sky.com/story/1234404/patients-should-pay-10-nhs-membership-fee And from a labour person too. Doesn't he realise we already pay a fortune in tax to fund this outdated institution that...

mikey4444

Kate O'mara

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-26809417 Sad to see her go but at least her plastic surgeon can retire now....

marval

Scare

As a man stepped out of the shower, he heard someone in the kitchen downstairs. Knowing that his wife was out, he grabbed his 1903 heirloom rifle—which no longer worked, and crept downstairs,...

humbersloop

Does This Happen To Anyone Else?

Not for the first time, I set a cryptic aside yesterday after maybe an hour's fruitless staring at four last clues. I picked it up again this afternoon and answered all four in under a minute. Does...

rowanwitch

To Those Who Find Today Difficult To Bear

Like Christmas it will soon be over... and then its time to buy some flowers for yourself. At least you will get them in a colour you like

excelsior-1

I Was Two Years Old Yesterday.....

...in this second incarnation (i hadn't realised until just now)...

askyourgran

Last One, 28 Across. Skin Inflammation

28 across Skin inflammation often accompanied by intense burning or itching (6) -C-E-A Thank you....

lankeela

On A Promise...

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. "Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a...

frugalfred

The Following Answers....

The following answers were given by children in a test about the Old and New Testaments. All are exactly as they appeared. (Apols. for higher case) 1. IN THE FIRST BOOK OF THE BIBLE, GUINESSIS. GOD...

Jeza

I Have A Dilema That I Hopr Abers Can Help Me With...........

Before my son died he had only lived with his girl friend for about 10 weeks, and had only been seeing her for about 6 months. He moved in to her rented accommodation with her. Since he died in 2009...

mikey4444

Dlt In Court Again

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-26787306 I know we have discussed this before on AB but how on earth is this man going to get a fair trial when the previous case was splashed across the media for weeks...

Jeza

Ha Ha

A Tap on the Shoulder A true story from the pages of the Manchester Evening News. . .... Last Wednesday a passenger in a taxi heading for Salford station leaned over to ask the driver a question and...

askyourgran

Just A Short Lesson In Speaking Yorkshire...........

Yorkshireman takes his cat to the vet.. 'Aye up lad' he said to the vet 'I need to talk to thee ab'at mi cat' Vet: 'Is it a tom?' Yorkshireman: 'Nay I've bought it wi me' A bloke from Barnsley is...

Peaspeculiars

Twin Trouble....

A mate of mine has just admitted he's been sleeping with his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!"...

Peaspeculiars

Nuns Best Fish & Chips..

Lost on a rainy night, a nun stumbles across a monastery and requests shelter there. Fortunately, she's just in time for dinner and was treated to the best fish and chips she had ever tasted. After...

2sp_

Funny!

Maybe it's just me, but this makes me laugh! I can't stop watching it!...

beegeebee

Amazon Scam

Email today purporting to be from Amazon, reminding me that the £250 voucher I had bought, could not be delivered and was languishing in the post office awaiting a further delivery date form!? asked...

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