I have had three back to back colds now since 27th Jan, I just get over one then I get another one, I'm really fed up with them now. Anyone else had them?
http://i62.tinypic.com/15hhml1.jpg Is apparently a had kitted Eeyore hat for sale on my local buy and sell page on FaceBook. How terrifying is that? I imagine it would give any small child nightmares...
There's a cathedral having some repairs done, and the workers have rigged a "cage lift" inside so they can get material up and down to the upper floors. A characteristic of these 'cage lifts' is that...
My sister joined a dating website a few months ago. She's been happily single for 8 years and isn't all that bothered, but giving it a go. She thinks she doesn't meet many men because she doesn't have...
has anyone watched this guy.
I confess i was gob smacked by some of the things he did, like walking on the Thames, i still can't figure it out, other illusions were just as mind boggling...
Is a dove a doo Dad Is a doo a dove Is a cow a coo Dad A sparrow jist a spyug And is a wall a waw Dad Is a dog a dug She's gonnae warm ma ear Dad Instead o' skelp ma lug. Ma teacher's awfy posh Dad...
Kens wife called him into the Kitchen one morning and demanded that he made love to her immediately. After insisting on exactly 2 minutes of foreplay they made love right there on the Kitchen floor....
SEX AT 73 I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at 73. I'm so happy, because I live at number 71. So it's not too far to walk home afterwards. And it's the same...
Can you think of a well known person or character and change their name to incorporate an animal?
For example - Hercule Parrot
(This idea was shamelessly stolen from Boxtops)
Over to you lot....
Could anyone explain in simple language what happens when support for Windows ends in April. I have Windows XP Home Edition and i have been told by some people that i will have to get a new computer....