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News report

A very sad event occurred last night: the Energizer Bunny, after going and going for so long has unfortunately passed away. The official medical report states that Mr. Bunny died from a Heart Attack...

Pea Pod

Nuthatch with ring on leg

I have 2 nuthatches come into our garden daily. I`ve noticed one has a ring on its right leg. I got a close up of it and the silver ring looks as if it has a flower on it. Does anyone know what this...

halodude1

How clean and bacteria free is snow?

This thread may explain things. http://www.theanswerb...k/Question848959.html Does snow falling from the sky contain dormant bacteria or is it killed by the low temperature?...

wildwood

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.

'Human beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says... A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.' The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become,...

edna7q4

Another bridge related question

Personally even more important than the Director (7). The answer is something to do with the game of bridge but of course Director could refer to a film director, for example....

marval

Don't flush

There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything...

CLOTHEAD

Upper Wimbourne Train Spotters Gazette

Ragnild Issueless loses hope in financial recovery (7 2 7) Hard to get started with the Gazette...

anotheoldgit

Go-Go hamsters

http://www.telegraph....s-consumer-group.html Would you now buy one of these "Must have" toys for your child? Or if you have already managed to obtain one of these toys, will you be asking...

luckystrike

Topical one liners

What’s the best most topical one liner that you’ve heard recently?

youngmafbog

Where is Britains recovery

McMouse

A TRIP TO ASDA

Yesterday I was at my local ASDA buying a large bag of Purina dog food for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she...

AB Editor

From The Adam and Joe Radio Program on 6music

I've been thinking about submitting a group of your jokes to Adam and Joe to see if they'll read them out in their bad jokes section. Here is one from last Saturday: A farmer and his wife were having...

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Reheating chicken

Had a roast chicken on sunday, very nice. Got load left over though. Whats the best way to reheat it and have it with spuds, greens and gravy for another meal next day? Ta....

123everton

Floods

Who is responsible for the flooding, I feel that the way our land is managed is wrong. Farmers don't dig ditches anymore, the drains aren't cleaned out reguarly or anywhere near enough and the rivers...

AB Editor

#classicmoviequotes A game for a Tuesday

Morning All, I wondered if you'd like to play along with this game: Just name some classic movie quotes which you consider to be worth entering into a hall of fame! for example: "wax on, wax off,...

Hymie

One Million Pounds to aid flood victims in Cumbria

I see that Gordon Brown is suffering from ‘Doctor Evil Syndrome’, in that he has pledged the huge sum of ‘ONE MILLION POUNDS’, to help the flood victims in Cumbria. That...

rov1200

Army Pontoon Bridges

Now that 6 bridges have collapsed and many more facing destruction causing misery to residents of the Lake District why can't the Army build pontoon bridges to ease the problem?

loopyloo111

Driving without due care and attention or without reasonable consideration

I was driving along and joined a dual carriageway at a give way junction without stopping ( I thought it was a filter road) I caused a car driving at 70 to swerve to avoid me, narrowly avoiding coming...