What a minefield! We have just bought some fishtanks for our girls bedrooms. We have just had the water tested and the ammonia levels are too high. Have just changed the water and will reduce feeding...
For the first time we have pigeons nesting in our apple tree. The problem is we have a very active hunting cat. My fear is that it will all end in tears, probably mine! Should i discourage them now by...
walking in the field today with my dog i came across a nest with four eggs in it still warm they were a little darker than the skylarks i found before can anyone say if these were skylarks eggs or...
My mum has asked for a book to help her identify the birds in her garden for her birthday, preferably one from the RSPB. I've seen one which seems ideal but I just wondered if there was a 'must have'...
So the little french bloke doesnt want our Queen to personally represent the hundreds of thousands of UK and Commonwealth young men who died in france in WW2. The next time they surrender they can...
When chopping down my hedge i found a blackbird nest with 3 eggs in. The blackbird has found the nest again and been sat on it but i'm worried when the blackburn flies out for food the nest is very...
I went to see Chubby Brown at the weekend and as soon as he came on stage I started shouting " you fat b@stard you fat b@stard ". Then I was told by security that that sort of behavior wasn't...
Are the governemnt f***ing idiots for mindlessly continuing with their plan to slap 2p on a litre next month? Just what a beleaguered, recession spiralling economy needs isnt it. I dont think they...
Although I don't usually do drugs, I was tempted when I was offered some new, unusual ecstasy. Just then the police raided. I looked out of the window. It was too far to jump but I didn't want to be...
On a scale of 1 to 10, how sad am I? Whilst watching the celebrities climb Kilamanjaro on TV last night, I got riled when the narrator turned a noun into a nonsensical verb. As opposed reaching the...
3 men, Dave, Jock & Paddy, get a job as lighthouse keepers (well, it was very light work) & they had to work 2 weeks on & 1 week off. After the first few days they came to the conclusion that it was...
Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg. Paddy says, 'Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?' 'No bother,' he says, and he runs upstairs and there are...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/791896 0.stm This is shocking. I didn't realise witchcraft still held such a hold over people in a modern world. Do many African nations still follow these...
The weather here was lovely today, I was closet bird watching again. I saw three buzzards (one quite low), beautiful. A hovering kestral, and lots of garden birds, but my piece de resistonce. A red...