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pixi
How come he was sat on a wall in the first place?
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beelsybob67
How can i join  this elite group....????  
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ermintrude35
..today I met Johnny Vagas, and I must say he is a very very very nice guy, quite shy infact!even though I did get a kiss lol....I have met several celebs over the years, including Anthony Hopkins,...
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blueeyedlass
now this may be a wee bit morbid. my sister thinks im freaky because i told them all the song i want played at my funeral, do any of you have a song ???
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shaz-rla
I got it!!!! Yipee.... out of 34 applicants and 5 interviewees I got it!!!!!
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B00
When you've had a massive takeaway the previous night and are stuffed to the gills- why do you always wake up the following morning starving?
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Absinth
Or dinner, whatever you wanna call it. I'm having some left over bourbons, and a tictac, that was under my bed. What are you having?
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bobtheduck
special mention to my auntie
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Booldawg
I have been told by a contributor on this very board to 'Get a life'.   Please could any members of this fine digital font of all knowledge advise me in to which retail establishments a life...
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Champagne
Yes? Right then. I'm outta here.EAT MY DUST, SUCKERS!
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B00
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? (I have wayyyyyyyyyyy too much time on my hands!)
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B00
Where are you today my little hairball of happiness?
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toonmilo
If a cannibal ate a Clown, would it taste funny??
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dmsjps
MargeB, could you please post your photo on AB again? georgeit79 is desperate to see what you look like and Champagne wants to pimp you.
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funkyrich
Yesterday whilst cycling home from work something went into my eye.At first I thought that it might have been a small fly which normally dissolves quite quickly but sadly,some 24 hours later,the thing...
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sglazier
I was banned after all....
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Champagne
Happy Birthday for tomorrow sparks!Feel free to join me everybody (and a-one, and a-two, and a-one, two, three...)Happy birthday to youHappy birthday to youHappy birthday dear SparklesHappy birthday...
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Champagne
a)  How old are you?b)  Are you a Froggers member?
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pixi
when a monkey farts does it smell of bananas?
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B00
Can you freeze anti-freeze ?

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